| SIGN OUR PETITION: Unsuspend This Hot Teacher! Jan 31st 2013, 20:03  | We live in a world where our smartphones do our math for us. Carly McKinney knows this. By posting sexy pictures of herself on Twitter and Facebook, she was not only encouraging her students to pay attention better in class, she was moving them into the future by having them use their smartphones more. McKinney is a 10th-grade math teacher, or was, before the Aurora, Colorado Board of Education suspended her. Apparently, they dont like that she has a life outside of school. A life where she likes to smoke and be hot. What these public officials dont understand is that math is important. LEARNING is important. And what better way to learn about math than to have a hot teacher teaching it? Our math teacher was an old, gross lady. Do you know what 2 2 is? I dont know. But McKinney has already taught me that boobs butt = boner. |
 |  | 10 Awesome Dumpster Finds Jan 31st 2013, 19:28  | Dumpster diving is apparently super popular with some people and with dumpsters like these it's no wonder. |
 | | PUPS Or FedRex? Jan 31st 2013, 17:14  | Cute and all, but best part of your day? What an awful day a mailman has. |
 | | Russian Snow Removal Jan 31st 2013, 17:12  | The only thing that would have made this better is a second truck doing the same thing. |
 | | Break Debates: Is It Cooler To Fight A Shark Or A Bear? Jan 30th 2013, 22:25  | Bears. Sharks. Two of natures scariest animals. Both frightening in their own ways. But which one makes you more of a man once you destroy its soul with your own two manly hands? Is it a bear, the killing machine of the forest? Or is it a shark, the oceans devil monster? This is an intense debate, one that has raged on for centuries. And today, we want to decide the answer once and for all. Itll be bloody, in a word-kind of way. Not in a real way. Were not actually going to fight or anything. Fighting is tough and we hate bleeding or getting bruises. As underwear models, we dont want to look bad, you know? |
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